Besides the ecstasy, the random groping, the bad food, high cost of drinks, and striking out I think the worst aspect of modern day club going is the music. It seems to me too fast, too loud, and too electronic (i.e. in-authentic). But if I had to go to a club I would think it would be nice if I could hear music along the lines of the Metal Cap Theme from Super Mario 64. The music maestros behind the scenes of that game must have had a club like influence in mind when they composed this theme. You get that certain glow stick/strobe light vibe from the song. It of course made for a great moment in the game when you finally found the metal cap switch and then gained the ability to walk underwater yet I still think this song will find its true calling when some brave dj decides to give it a spin in the club and give the skrillex a rest.