The Witcher 3: 10 Biggest Secrets & Hidden Locations You Need To Find

By Robert Zak /

1. Geralt Doesn't Have A Penis

Geralt of Rivia; the most womanising witcher the world has ever known, forever making us ordinary non-cat-eyed, non-white-haired males feel insignificant in our comparatively meagre masculinity. Well, stop the press, because his biggest secret is out, which is that down there Geralt's no more endowed than a Ken doll. Yes, some months ago, plucky modders managed to get a free cam into Geralt's sex scenes, revealing him to have a flat bald patch of skin where his third sword is supposed to be. Of course, this should probably be interpreted as un-rendered detail in the game rather than a diegetic decision. What awesome locations have you found whilst journeying across the expansive Continent? Let us know in the comments!