8 Video Game Protagonists Who Are DEFINITELY Getting Coal In Their Stockings

8. The Goose - Untitled Goose Game

Do geese even get stockings at Christmas? Either way, the protagonist of the majestic Untitled Goose Game is one of gaming's all-time greatest a**holes - a feathered agent of chaos whose entire raison d'être appears to be annoying the locals of a small English village.

The goose may not be killing anyone, but he spends the whole game inconveniencing most everyone he crosses paths with - ruining their garden, locking them out of the house, stealing their glasses, and honking to scare the living bajesus out of them.

Hell, you're even able to get truly Machiavellian with it on occasion and cause the villagers to turn on one another for maximum funsies.

The goose is centrally preoccupied with trolling people in ways that leave no lasting physical damage, though will probably trigger them any time they hear a honk for the rest of their lives.

Santa definitely wouldn't vibe with that patent lack of Christmas cheer now, would he?