What Every Dark Souls Player Thinks Of Every Dark Souls 3 Boss

20. Vordt Of The Boreal Valley

As internet commenters have no doubt said countless times for: "damn that boy thicc."

But also... he's a dog? He's a thicc... dog? Maybe let's not think about this one too much.

Either way, give this pedigree chump a bone by caving his skull in or, by using a secret passed down by Dark Souls players throughout the ages... fire.

Fire: for when you don't want anyone to know what you've done.