What Every Dark Souls Player Thinks Of Every Dark Souls 3 Boss

17. Deacons Of The Deep

Seriously? This is meant to be a boss fight?

It's like trying to slap your way through thirst boy comments to talk to the female staff members we have on the site.

The literal incarnation of "I am Alpharus" for those 40K players out there - these hot swapping saints are about as threatening as a passive-aggressive post-it note, and go down quicker than the tone after I've had two lager shandies.