Speaking of computer viruses, is there a more hated figure in the pop music world than this no-talent cyborg? I like to think of Chris Brown as what would happen if the T-1000 from "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" decided to retire from hunting John Connor and start a music career. Obviously, the T-1000's cruel, violent outbursts would make him a tabloid sensation and a lightning rod for controversy, and obviously his robotic-roots would disqualify him from expressing any semblance of genuine human emotion in his songs. With that said though, the T-1000 was a smart son-of-a-mother, so even he could probably figure out a way to make better and more affecting music than the dreadful auto-tune overload that is "Forever."