10 Bands Who Should Play President Donald Trump's Inauguration

10. Barney Rubble And The C**t Stubble

Who They Are: No doubt for commercial reasons, this New York “porn rock” group also goes by the name The Stubbles. They like growly vocals, fast women and profanity, and their album Soap Sud Enema features such merry sing-a-longs as We Stick Our Dicks In Retarded Chicks, Ziggy The Midget And His Six Foot Prick, and Hermaphrodite Homo Lesbian Slut. Bet they’ve never sold out Wembley Stadium.

Why They Should Play: As the saying goes, desperate times call for desperate measures. Instead of reaching out to a runner-up from America’s Got Talent, why not book an act the President-elect might actually enjoy?

Face it: if you saw Trump on live television, singing along to We Stick Our Dicks In Retarded Chicks, it wouldn’t even scrape the surface of the worst things he’s ever done.

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