10. "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza" - Tiny Dancer (Elton John)
Actual Lyrics: "Hold me closer, tiny dancer." Lets start off with the 1971 classic Tiny Dancer. To be honest, this version - immortalised on episodes of both Friends and Will & Grace - actually makes more sense than the correct lyric. Perhaps Elton John just wanted to find out who really is the boss?