9. Not Expressing Incredulity At The Jacked Up Price Of Drinks
How much for a pint? You must not accept this as a standard, and express similar levels of disdain every time you return to the bar. Its not on, as its not this expensive usually.
8. Letting A Cheeky Guff Slip
Since we cant smoke indoors anymore, other smells are now far more noticeable. Namely, that one, so dont be letting a cheeky fart slip. Its horrible, and combined with the already lingering musk of B.O. Its not nice. Hold it in.