http://youtu.be/b_ILDFp5DGA Another video that makes its rounds as a joke via the web, Hello is just full of "wonderful" moments. At the beginning of the video, we get two false starts of the music. And then, after Richie's passable acting stint, we get to watch a love story unfold. A love story about a teacher who loves a student. And the student is blind. And the teacher is a stalker. And I'm pretty sure he makes an attempt to kidnap her at around 2:22. No matter, because the video ends with enough entertainment in the fact that we're treated to a model of Richie's head that faithfully stalks your nightmares and prevents childbirth. It should also be noted that this blind girl is pretty great at everything involving the arts. Seriously. She could pass for a female Daredevil.