10 Absolute Dumbest Halloween Costumes

10. Baby Pimp

Who wouldn't want to dress their baby boy up as a pimp for Halloween?

Well, just about anyone sane, for starters. Not only is this costume in poor taste even for adults, it's sending a completely horrid message when you put it on a child - essentially that you're okay raising a kid in an environment where the horrors of poverty, sexual slavery, and abuse are taken as a joke.

Okay, maybe that makes us sound like killjoys, but on top of that, the costume just looks... awkward. Which is a nice way of saying it sucks. There's no way little Billy doesn't lose that hat in under five minutes, it lacks the prerequisite gold chains, and overall, the entire ensemble is just tacky.

Please don't do this to your child! It's just plain dumb.