10 Best Ever Stories Told On Hot Ones

10. Tommy Chong On Parenting

When Tommy Chong showed up on Hot Ones, the last thing viewers expected was to hear the veteran toker discuss parenting, but that was what they got - granted, it was full of terrible advice.

While Sean Evans nearly collapsed at wing nine, Chong held strong (which he accredited to smoking cannabis) and told a tale of a time when he and his wife took their four-year-old daughter to a matinee showing of Thumbelina.

Of course, if they had simply taken their daughter to the theater, it wouldn't have made the cut as a legendary stoner story.

He and his wife dropped LSD before watching the animated musical with their little girl. By the time Thumbelina was set to be married, Chong and his wife noticed all the young children running up and down the aisles. However, the acid morphed the kids into large rats, and within seconds, the couple huddled together as rodents swarmed all around them.

His daughter may have enjoyed the film, but Chong and his wife were wrapped in fear, wishing they could somehow escape the building. It might make for a good Hot Ones conversation, but perhaps the real parenting advice contained in Chong's narrative was never to do drugs... around your small children.