Nothing says 'it's over' like a twenty by ten metre public advertisement board right opposite their work. It's mean as hell, but it certainly packs a punch. The thing with advertising is, it gets the message across - to the newly single person, and everyone else in the area walking or driving past. "Simon: I hate you. It's simple. Your penis is too small, your back is too hairy, your family are bat-sh*t crazy, and I am running away with your best friend. Oh - and I faked every orgasm you thought you gave me. Love, your soon to be ex-girlfriend, Tina" Can you even imagine the humiliation? Simon might as well go into hibernation right this second. And never come out of it.