Now things are just getting silly. Back in 2006, Swiss luxury designer GoldVish - who I herewith rename to Gaudfish - designed this 18-carat white gold monstrosity. Only 100 of these phones were ever made (100 too many), and when a Russian businessman bought one, Guinness World Record officials were there to pencil it in as the most expensive and exclusive phone of all time. So aside from a Tanzanian mountain's worth of precious stones, what's featured in the 'Le Million'? Well, we have a dialler, a texting app, and even a fancy wotsit that shows you a list of people who you spoke with!