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Ill admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called 'battle tanks', then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made mortar.
AdvertisementBut not this baby, no way.
This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin' like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just cant say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as Im dropping off my kids team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!
AdvertisementI had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!
Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a love seat or something itll fit if you use a little bungee cord.
AdvertisementThe only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a poly resin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size. Overall, a great tank.