Aside from the obvious truth in the impossibility of knowing when youre going to find love, actually adding this as some sort of task for the year is vacuously dumb. Jotting it down on a glorified shopping list doesnt just take the romance out of it, it positively infects it with an STD. Who does this? Isnt doing this a bit desperate? Lets be honest, if you treat falling in love as a menial job you have to complete within a time-frame then you probably deserve to die alone and unloved in a squalid bedsit overrun with rats and poisonous insects. Thats maybe a bit brutal, but, truthfully if you reduce love to a mere chore then you probably shouldnt hold much hope for finding it in the coming year. But, you know, keep your fingers crossed and everything; Happy New Year and all that When Youll Abandon It: you wont. It will abandon you, then find you when you least expect it. Ahhhh...