10 New Year’s Resolutions There’s Absolutely No Point Making

By Chris Peet /

4. Save More Money

This is all well and good but if you€™re trying to get fit and lose the blubber, you€™re (apparently) going to have to pay for an expensive gym membership. If you€™re looking to eat healthier, the cost of organic, free-range, nutritional food isn€™t at all comparable to scoffing on a bag of chips for dinner from the local Pizza Lunatic (or whatever late night pizza shops call themselves nowadays). And while you genuinely believe that saving up all your money for a rainy day is a good thing, due to increased global temperatures it€™s becoming a far warmer and wetter climate therefore increasing the potential of more regular rainy days in the future. So basically you€™d be spending more than you saved. Which defeats the point in the first place. Anyway, you€™ll probably have far more fun using your hard-earned money to buy takeaway food, alcohol and cigarettes. When You€™ll Abandon It: when you realise you don€™t earn enough.