Even if you're a pretty good looking person yourself, it's quite hard to wake each morning and roll over to stare your beautiful S.O in the face while wondering just what in the hell you must look like right now. Hair all over your face, last night's make-up around your eyes, and your teeth need cleaning before you can make any sort of move to kiss them. Sure, you know realistically they need to clean their teeth too - but it just doesn't look like it. How is it possibly to get out of bed and look so fricking fabulous? You mooch off to the shower in a grump and emerge half an hour later when you've done everything possible to make yourself look at least half as good.