1. You've Had More Balls To The Head Than You'd Care To Admit
Outside of the bedroom, anyway. Your head is like a magnet for balls and it doesn't matter what sport you're participating in, they just seem to zoom straight to your head. Okay, so the first few times were embarrassing but now you can take a ball to the head like a man. Susie Sweatpants can't, she cried like a b*tch. If you have anything else to add about being rubbish at sports, feel free to comment in the thread below.