We all know crime doesn't pay, but someone should have told these two hooded delinquents as much before the store owner was forced to administer an impromptu lesson with a baseball bat. In a game of Bat Vs. Knife, bat beats knife and it certainly beats this guys cranium! If he still has the capacity to think after being knocked out of the park with a slobberknocker of a shot, he will think twice of trying to rob people, or at least wear a helmet. The Winner: The shop owner.