9.Make Yourself Physically Sick From Eating Too Many Sweets.
Now, if youre under the age of 15 this isnt so much stupid as an inevitable rite of passage. If youre over 18 and youve never done this then the likelihood of doing it by accident dwindles daily, so youre going to have to give fate a little nudge in the right direction if youre to pass this milestone. The reason you should do this? Well, there are a number of them, really. To grow into an understanding parent by being able to spot the vomit-inducing limit of sweets from experience. To understand the nature of too much of a good thing first-hand and be able to nod knowingly whenever anybody mentions the blasted saying in future. And of course, to do something that nobody would expect of an adult. Sure people expect you two have too much of a good thing if that thing is Sambuca! But thats boring! Everybodys done that and, strangely enough, your body is likely to accept more dangerous levels of alcohol than Haribo before jettisoning it back out. Stupid is one thing, survival is something else entirely.