10 Sure Fire Ways To Annoy The Hell Out Of A Quizmaster

10. Buying No Drinks

In a lot of cases, the quizmaster doesn't really care if your team is the type to all buy a Coke, and gently nurse it over a couple of hours, dragging out the longest lasting pub entertainment for the shortest monetary output possible. It's not a condition of doing the quiz that you need to be an alcoholic who'll struggle to get home afterwards.

Where it does bother the man with the mic is that they'll likely need to listen to incessant bitching from the landlord about how those "cheap twats" ran up a bar tab of under a tenner in a couple of hours. After all, you're taking up valuable space that could have been taken by degenerate drinkers.

It's not too much to ask on a night out. Who cares if it's Wednesday? Have a few beers. Be sociable with your friends. Do the quiz, and get a little tipsy while you're doing it. Feeling 100% at work the next day is overrated anyway.