10. Having So Many Scratches On Your Arms, People Think You Self-Harm
One of the many ways that dogs like to show their displeasure at your actions is to flail their legs wildly about; something which theyre particularly adept at doing while being groomed, bathed and picked up. Thanks to their nails - particularly the lethal dewclaws - most of your day is spent with the sensation that youve been fighting off Freddy Krueger. This leads to arms that look like theyve been whipped with a thorn bush. Youll find yourself forced to wear long-sleeved tops outside of work, and should anyone you dont know notice the state of your arms, expect them to give you a concerned look.