10 Things Only First Time Fathers Understand

10. ALL New Parents Are Insufferable And So Are You

This is something you're just going to have to come to terms with. You could talk about nothing but your offspring for hours at a time which, for the other person, is basically the conversational equivalent of somebody putting their head in a vice and slowly tightening it until their eyes pop.

Your Facebook will become a creepy shrine to your kid; you'll post 'hilarious' scenarios involving your 'adorable' new son or daughter; you'll upload four million photos and wonder why people don’t ‘like’ everything you post or find it wonderfully magical like you do.

Here's the skinny, brother, it's because no-one cares.

You'll become everything you once hated but, frankly, you couldn’t give a toss.