10 Times Ross Noble Mangled Our Minds

By Oliver Forrest /

4. When He Taught Us How (Not) To Talk To Fifty Cent

This is one of those clips in which a comedian says what everyone€™s thinking, and it€™s brilliant just because of that. The premise of this bit is that: a) 50 Cent has a stupid name, and b) he says it in a stupid way (by calling himself Fiddy Cent). These are what philosophers call €œuniversal truths€. Ross illustrates his theories by imagining himself seeing the rapper in the street and repeatedly yelling €œFiddy!€ at him. It doesn€™t translate brilliantly to text. But he makes it work. It€™s great evidence of the fact that comedy doesn€™t have to be clever or witty to be funny. All it takes is a long-haired Geordie repeatedly shouting €œFiddy!€ in a silly voice.