The most pointless commercial of all time goes to Kia for their rendition of explaining to your child, who already knows more than you think they do, where babies come from. I have never wanted to punch a parent in the face as much as I wanted to slug father of the year, lying through his teeth while driving a stupid mini-van that happens to have a stereo in it. I think it might just because I hate mini-vans, but any car that prides itself on having more seats than an H.O.V. lane requires for carpooling is not a car that any family will have any special family moments in. It's for carting your overstimulated offspring to and from their extracurricular activities in hopes they can get into college and you can finally be rid of them. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what mini-vans are for.