Who's the only person who could possibly stand up to Chuck Norris? That'll be the 16th President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln. Admittedly, the video is mostly based around the Chuck Norris internet mythology (Chuck Norris can draw a two-sided triangle), but that doesn't stop it from being very funny. EpicLLOYD puts in a truly outstanding performance as Chuck, while Nice Peter's take on Lincoln is so good they brought the character back in another video. Best Line: Abe Lincoln - "You cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck, how come you never sat down and cried on your career?"