11 Most Bizarre Crimes Ever Committed

Slenderman made me do it!

By Sara Weir /

There are some things that you just know not to do. You know that it's wrong to kick an elderly person's walking stick as they go by, driving over the speeding limit will most definitely get you a ticket or a fine, and it doesn't take a genius to know that you shouldn't ever take someone else's life without expecting to get into a lot of trouble. But when it comes down to it, there is a certain element of morality that guides you on your way through life and dictates your behaviour and actions. So whilst it may be acceptable to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family, it's never going to be okay to shoot yourself in the foot to get sympathy from your ex girlfriend. People can accept the first but not the latter, even though they're both, y'know, crimes. The human race is pretty inventive though, and it turns out desperation, stupidity, and down right weirdness can all give birth to some pretty bizarre crimes.

11. KFC In Trouble From Banning Mother For Breastfeeding

A 76 year old woman was asked to leave KFC after she started breastfeeding her 42 year old son.
€œIt€™s my right as a mother to breastfeed my child,€ the 76-year-old mom said. €œIf people don€™t agree with the way I raise my son, that€™s their problem. I have raised a great man, beautiful, tall, who still lives and stays with me. I think I€™ve done a great job as a mother and don€™t appreciate getting insulted and expelled just because I decided to breastfeed my child a little longer than other mothers.€
Everyone is all for mothers being able to breastfeed their children in public without discrimination, after all, it's how the baby feeds and it's completely natural. What isn't natural is that a 42 year old man is still being breastfed. However, it's the restaurant chain that are in trouble for asking them to leave after customers weren't exactly subtle about their disgust and outrage at what they were seeing when they were tucking into their chicken strips. Unfortunately KFC have no legal standing as there are no age limits on breastfeeding laws, so they should have been allowed to stay. Just so you know, there are rumours that this report was a hoax, either way, it's still disturbing.