10. The Gratuitous Pop-Culture Reference Delete/Replace Button
Im not going to deny that these things have a place or a point. However there are moments when these things are being mentioned because they can. So this would be a programme that searches out and destroys these references when they are just increasing the word count. There is the argument that these things can add to a character. If this means that all you wind up with is yet another reference to Star Wars or Twilight, there is an alternative. The programme could instead replace them with a completely different set of references. Instead of the limited pool of references that we are getting, we could have characters suddenly gaining knowledge of Ancient Greek tragedies. Im sure there is an academic debate about whether Oedipus stabbed first.