13 Surefire Signs You're Watching Way Too Much TV

Time to check into Square Eyes Anonymous...

By Holland Baker /

God bless television. If Philo Farnsworth hadn't invented the square box back in 1927, who knows what we'd be doing with ourselves today. Probably like, reading or something. If your free time basically consists of settling into your spot on the couch, pulling up your Netflix account and sitting in front of the screen 'til you pass out, then you're one of many. When you aren't actually watching TV shows, you're probably reading, listening or posting about them: it has become an addiction that cannot be cured. Truth be told - you probably need to go to some kind of TV Addicts Anonymous group; but, of course, you wouldn't wanna do that, because you'd miss the next episode of Game Of Thrones. Here are 13 real life signs you're a true TV addict - maybe after reading this article we can form a Facebook group where we can post crazy fan theories nobody else will listen to.

13. You Literally Don't Know How Many Shows You Watch

You've accumulated so many different TV shows on your watch list over the years that you basically need to draft up a weekly calendar to remember what you need to watch. So many shows; so many differing air dates, hiatuses and premieres... SO LITTLE TIME.

12. You Own Pretty Much Every Streaming Service

Netflix, HBOGO, Hulu Plus, Amazon Prime €” you have them all. When you aren't watching live TV, you are most certainly plopped in front of your computer binge-watching your newest obsession.