Even though it's something every Stephen King fan has considered at least, oh, about 100 times during the mammoth series of The Dark Tower, we all know where our true loyalties lie. Roland of Gilead is a sensitive soul, brave, courageous and only out for the greater good of the land. He saves and changes the lives of New Yorkers Susannah and Eddie, practically adopts a cute kid called Jake and his talking dog-creature Oy, and sets off on a quest that should make any adventurer proud. Well, he has some selfish intentions too (we wont mention when he lets Jake fall to his death), but don't we all? Nobody's perfect, ok? You leave Roland alone.