Harry Potter is the kind of book that can be enjoyed by children and adults alike. Fortunately, most adults never fully 'grow up', which is clear to see as you explore the realms of the Internet... and we love it. What is truly magic is the art of replacing the word 'wand' in J.K Rowling's fantasy novels; with a word that gives Muggles of every age a good giggle. Once you see them, you will never read the book the same way again: it's Harry Potter meets 50 Shades Of Grey. You can even do it the other way, swapping every phallic noun from the infamous erotic novel to the word 'wand', it would probably make it a significantly better read. Feel free to play along: grab your own copies of Potter and share the hilarity of the these ever-so-childish (yet massively entertaining) book quotes. And remember, never store your willy in your pocket.
14. The Secret To Dumbledore's Lovely Locks
"Dumbledore drew his willy out of the inside of his robes and placed the tip into his own silvery hair, near his temple."
13. Uncle Vernon's Sausage Fingers
"For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncle's sausage-like fingers while maintaining a firm grip on his raised willy."
12. Whatever Way You Interpret This, It's All Kinds Of Wrong