"... Today's will be a practical lesson. You will only need your willies."
1. Expecto Patronum, Indeed
""EXPECTO PATRONUM!" Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his willy tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it." Oh, J.K.Rowling - we ALL know you knew exactly what you were doing when you wrote that last one. Anybody found any more hilarious wand/willy swaps? Give us a giggle and share them in the comments below!