I Will Slap Myself In The Face HARD the service description screams out at customers. User Narconis doesnt just have a temperament for self-harming in exchange for cash he also claims that he in fact Batman, however this is a secret. Even the Dark Knight himself needs to pay the bills. Narconis, an English teacher in South Korea, also adds that he will even state on video that he is your bitch. Try and form an orderly queue people.