The owner of this dough slamming business describes he will simply take pictures of myself putting my face in a bowl of dough, for your entertainment, and if youd like Ill even hold a fan sign up for you! How generous. Additional services include a full-length video of the whole thing or the face-slammer holding up your company logo during the event. Then again if dough isnt your thing there is also a guy who offers the same service but he smashes his face into a plate of whipped cream, so there really is something for everybody.