8. Your Life Written Out As Badass Heavy Metal Lyrics
We dont know about you but this service description might be a bit too much for the average person. You can have your life written out as badass heavy metal lyrics and an example given is (if we were using how much you hate your boss for example) you can detail how you cleaved his legs off with the burning axe of endless darkness and fed that arrogant pr**k, and his BMW 5 series, to the un-dead hydra that bathes in the endless blood of the river Styx. How pleasant. With zero customer reviews it appears this service isnt really all that popular.