14 Problems Only People From Middlesbrough Will Understand

By Alex Porritt /

4. Having To Remove 68% Of Your Facebook Friends When They're Hired As Promoters For Flares

No, we don't want to come to Flares tonight. We also don't want to come to Flares tomorrow night. In fact, we don't want to come to Flares at all. Nobody does. So, please stop asking.