14 Problems Only People From Milton Keynes Will Understand

By Rachel Bailey /

8. Wonderworld Can Be Dangerous

While the night club Wonderworld has held some great nights in the past, there€™s also been a few too many other nights when some serious s**t has gone done and you€™ve wondered if you were actually in a jail house brawl rather than MK€™s most trendy drinking venue. You€™ve seen some awful sights in there: a girl pulling another girl€™s hair out by the fistful in a catfight; guys squaring up over a spilt drink and knocking each other€™s brains out; bouncers carrying three people at once to the door and throwing them out into the street like animals. It€™s all you can do to ignore the fighting and carry on dancing on the light-up dance floor and hope someone doesn€™t shank you while you€™re dancing to Timberland.