10. People Not Understanding That Tesco Express Is A Convenience Store
Frighteningly, there are different levels of Tesco store (it's like different levels of hell), all designed with a different purpose in mind. There are the cavernous 24 hour superstores, ones which take approximately three full weeks to navigate, as well as the Metro (sexual?) and totsy Express shops. Each offers their own "shopping experience", and the Express is definitely, positively a convenience store, designed solely for quick shopping trips and grabbing things such as cigarettes, chocolate, sandwiches and guilt. It's therefore mind-boggling that the general public hasn't figured this out, and insist on chastising lowly staff members for not having those delicious Vol-au-vents wrapped in cheese, and dipped in pure cocaine. How dare they!?