2. You Really Don't Get It When People Get Excited Over The Most Trivial Of Things
Let's be real here - it's a cat. A cat. And you're throwing yourself around the room squeaking like one of it's god damn play toys. If it was on a hover-board speaking Swahili and smoking a pipe; then we'd get excited - but currently it's just sat in the middle of the living room licking it's own genitalia.