15 Problems Only Roller Derby Girls Will Understand

3. Sharpie Marker Staining Your Skin

No matter how useful Sharpie pens are to drawing on your numbers, they're a pain when it comes to removing traces of the game. No matter how many times you scrub that thing, it won't be coming off for no one.

No, not even for that wedding that you're bridesmaid for, so you'll forever be remembered as the girl who came to the wedding covered in garish black numbers.