15 Problems Only Roller Derby Girls Will Understand

15. Having Bruises All Over Especially At Special Occasions

These aren't just your average everyday bruises, these bruises are the bruises to end them all.

They always seem to sprout out when you have an event to go to, prompting your friends and family will gasp in horror whenever you show any bare skin to your amusement.

Bruises are like a badge of honour in roller derby. So keep showing them off, no matter how many stares you get.