15 Problems Only Roller Derby Girls Will Understand

8. Having No Social Life Apart From Roller Derby

"So do you want to come to my birthday party this weekend?" 

"Sorry, I can't I have a roller derby match". 

Roller derby has taken over your life. 

Even though you love being a roller derby girl, you do sometimes miss being able to have a social life on weekends. But as new nest friends go, there are worse and less rewarding ones than roller derby.