15 Problems Only Star Wars Fans Will Understand

By Chris Peet /

4. Not Being Able To Choose Between The Empire Or The Rebellion

In this particular scenario, any normal person would obviously plump for the Empire. It€™s sleek, organised, technological and structured. With the Empire you get the feeling you€™d be handed a company iPhone and state-of-the-art battle cruiser to nip down to Wal-Mart to do your shopping with. You€™d report to the baddest man in the galaxy in Darth Vader who offs people on a whim, and the career opportunities would be endless. But you have a strange attachment to all of your loveable heroes in the Rebellion. You could go out on the drink with smarmy womaniser Han, learn the ways of the Force from wizened old piss-artist Obi Wan and for fun you could simply bully Luke for being such an annoying little spelk. Choices, choices€