15. Knowing Youll Never Be Able To Use The Force
As much as you want to Force-choke the geezer who accidentally bumps into you at the bar, knocking your pint flying and causing a scene not too dissimilar to the one in the Cantina bar in A New Hope when the bloke with the really handsome face basically asks Luke out on a date and goes off it when hes rejected, unfortunately, its not going to happen. No matter how many times you try to use the Force to lift the TV remote up from the other chair after youve sat down, the fact of the matter is youre simply not a Jedi. Deal with it. The closest youll get to even an inkling of midichlorian ability is approaching an automatic door and timing it perfectly so you part your hands at the exact time the doors open giving you a miraculous feeling of Force prowess, as well as a massive intergalactic head swell.