7. The Day-After-Christmas Gift Return/Exchange Run
So you got your presents, nothing fits, you have a stack of gift receipts (and you're not even sure which goes with which gift) - now it's time for the annual Christmas return run. Yay. The malls are packed, everyone is out doing the same thing, or once again doing the bargain zombie routine for post-Christmas deals, and absolutely no one will blame you if you happen to throw a statue of baby Jesus into the crowd out of sheer frustration. And that's if you even make it to the mall, and don't get caught in the crossfire in the parking lot while two goons with even less Christmas spirit than you bicker over a parking spot.