Children suck. There, it's been said. Deal with it. They're out in droves this time of year, hyper, amped up on holiday treats, and generally unbearable. They're gift hungry attention monsters, and if Santa had any real window into our lives, most of them would be on the naughty list. The very, very naughty list. One step away from a lifetime of incarceration if not the electric chair. There's not enough coal in the world...