Unless you're using the toilet in your best friend's house or you're around your family, you will happily pee with the door wide open whilst you continue on with your conversation. However, when you're not this comfortable around someone, you'll do anything in an attempt fool them into thinking that you don't pee like everyone else in the world. You'll turn the tap on so they don't have to hear your personal waterfall and you'll pray that they have candles and incense everywhere in their bathroom. Typically, your hot roommate's bedroom is right next door to the bathroom and you really need a number two. All you want in life is to use the toilet without being judged, but they're so good looking that you want to convince them that you don't even poo or pee.