Does anybody really know what ice picks are for? Picking ice? What even is that? Much more likely that it's being used as a murder weapon, like in Basic Instinct. That's a sexy film. You know what isn't sexy? Basic Instinct 2. Oh and putting something as sharp and deadly as an ice pick in your bum. An item frequently used as a murder weapon. Yikes. Presumably whoever decided it'd be a neato, tip-top, totally safe idea to put send ice pick up their back passage didn't die from the experience, since the records are medical, not from the morgue. Maybe post-mortems can be found on a different anonymous federal database. Regardless, what the hell is wrong with you, whoever you are, and how can we help?