6. The Clientele Of Bean Around The World Are Cooler Than You
Bean Around The World is a coffee shop in Jersey. They call themselves The Bean. They have tiny music gigs and tiny poetry readings inside and one of the main images on their website is a shot they've doctored to look old-timey: Keep walking, citizen. Walk past The Bean. You are not worthy. You would find the air poisonous. The Bean knows you, knows who you are deep down inside. The Bean does not like what it sees.